Travel Puns and Pointers

Have a giggle with these travel puns, and let the travel tips come in handy wherever you go next!

🚀 The food that’s usually provided on the aircraft isn’t always great. It can be a little plane 😉✈

How about making a special meal selection before-hand on the airline’s website? You can choose based on your dietary needs and preferences. And guess what? Special meals tend to be served earlier. Yay!!! Just make sure you pre-book it 24 hours in advance.

🚀 Wanting to have suite dreams? Let these hotel tips help you with that! 🏨

Look out for newly-opened properties and you may discover a good deal online, and possibly score a free upgrade over the counter. Don’t forget to make mention of a special occasion you’re celebrating, and some hotels will add a special touch to make your stay memorable. Birthday, anniversary, honeymoon, just name it!

If you’d like a change in your pillow to suit your comfort, don’t hesitate to ask house-keeping for the available options. Some snazzy hotels even offer a pillow menu!

Not to mention, most hotels offer free shuttle to nearby destinations. Be sure to check it out.

🚀 Aren’t mountains funny? 🌄 Of course they’re hill areas 😉

As ironic as it may be, getting into nature starts on the computer. Before going hiking, ensure you have done sufficient research about the trail (how high is the climb, how long it will take, the difficulty level). Prepare your body and build your stamina, pack your essentials based on the duration of the hike, and wear the most comfy shoes you own! Most importantly, ensure you have a positive altitude for a fun-filled time! 😉

🚀 Shell we head to the beach tips? Oh whale, who doesn’t need vitamin D and sea? 🌊

Try asking a local if they know of any secret spots around the beach. That’s how many people capture those suspiciously elegant insta-worthy shots.

To get the rid of the sand stuck on your body, sprinkle baby powder and you’re good to go. On the event of a sunburn, use frozen aloevera cubes to soothe your skin.

Yoga mats over beach towels. Mesh bags over plastic. Any day!
For shore you’ll have a good time! 😉

🚀 I wanted to make a pun about flexibility for this one. But then I decided not to because it would be too much of a stretch 😛

Alright, on to the core point! 😉 Always adopt a flexible attitude when it comes to travelling. Things can turn topsy-turvy deviating from our expectations, delays may occur, the weather can disappoint. But if you’re ready to roll with the punches, you’ll find yourself being optimistic as you seek alternatives for your travel plans. Make the most of what you’ve got and you’ll be just fine!

🚀 Cheap flights make it easy to say, “Phuket… Let’s Travel!” 😉✈

Since Phuket is an expensive tourist destination, consider hiring your own car. The idea won’t burn your pocket and you’ll get to explore much more than what tour agencies will show you. Check out our guide on how to rent a car in Phuket!

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